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Mushroom Madness...

This is so upsetting. Someone with a sick mind made these up. I write about fictional things. Tales of the Tree People is my successful trilogy thus far. Major Mushroom being one of my characters this is extremely offensive. Too big for a pocket, and Art People Gallery on Facebook could be making money off of making me look bad. He is not a penis shaped mushroom book. I do not want my work associated with these things. This also takes one of the characters I've already created for my next book and ruins the surprise of a much classier character. The newer classier character looks nothing like these and isn't a mushroom he's a tree. Major Mushroom already exists and this is not at all how I see the character. I am disgusted by how much they look like something else and to top it off there's a book on top. It isn't funny at all. I do not want anyone to see these things and think of my work. The problem is I already saw these sick things. I am so mad. I work hard for my family and for anyone to think of my work being associated with these monstrosities is atrocious. If you could please help me figure out how to boycott and remove such a product I will be ever so grateful. I am thinking about suing them for embarrassing me for something I had nothing to do with. I hope that you will help me protect my writing by stopping these people. Please contact me if you have any information or can help me with this in any way. I do not like having to blog about this though it feels as though I don't have any choice if I want to stop them from ruining the way people think of my work... Alone and up close they look embarrassing to the male gender... In a group they aren't as bad from far away. Though I can't help but be offended and wonder about safety and association with the product with the way they look. I don't want to have anything to do with these things and they are being flaunted in my face... If you can help me put a stop to this madness. I will greatly appreciate it...

Hazard pay?

Here is video of one of the Western Diamondbacks I had to deal with myself. I turned it into a necklace... Here is a picture of another one of the hazards I delt with last year. The snake pictured ate one of my beloved White Leghorns. The unthankful thief of a snake regurgitated it before it left the planet. I thought it was a Diamondback until after I caught it. I thought you might enjoy knowing what I've been through catching snakes for chickens...

For the birds fully grown...

Here is a picture of their offspring the first year. The following pictures are of the fully grown birds...

For the birds...

My mother who is recovering on Chemotherapy due to the same Cancer that took my sister's life, unwittingly sold my beloved birds for forty dollars. She was trying to help lighten the load by contacting someone to purchase them. When I found out how much they sold for my heart dropped. They cost more than that to purchase them to begin with. I worked all summer in the heat, flipping water out of their pools after shoveling their coupe. It was a tough year and not all of the birds made it. Two Guinea hens drowned in the pools. One Toulouse Goose was found dead. Though the ones that did were sold for the price listed above. There were a breeding pair of Turkeys. There were five chickens, two Rhode Island Reds, and three White Leghorns. There were two Geese, one Toulouse, and one Chinese. There were two Ducks, one Roven, one Peking. Their names were Tut, Cleo, Salt, Pepper, Larry, Moe, Curly, Daffy and Donald. The women left with my birds before the selling price was disclosed to me. Their feathers aside from the meat, and the fact that they were income making birds is depressing. They were egg layers within the first year. The woman basically stole the birds from an old grandmother recovering from Cancer. My mother did not realize they were worth far more than that. She feels bad about it and so do I. The children loved the birds and went to visit them out in the coupe. They were sweet, friendly birds. I would like to know if someone can help me recover the money that is due or the birds. This is the number the woman gave my mom. I don't know if it is a real name or not. I am sure my mother did not realize they were worth more than that. I didn't know how much they sold for until after the other woman left with my birds. I feel as though I have been stolen from because I know they were worth more than forty dollars. Again if you can help my family and I would greatly appreciate it. I have been depressed and busy since it happened this is the first chance I've had to do something about it. Here is the number of the woman who took my birds at an unreasonable price. The name she gave my mother is Jennifer at... (559)779-2325. If you have any information or can help my family. Please help because it was such hard work and it is hard to believe she got away with all of those income making birds for forty dollars. Thank you for your time. Below are some pictures of them and our little adopted farm dog Lucy who went missing slightly before the birds. Again if you have any information or can help. My family and I will appreciate it greatly. They were fully grown when sold. God bless you and please keep our family in your prayers. Times have been really hard and this is for the birds...

Greener, Cleaner, Safer, Pocket Ashtray for Women...

Here is a new model of the pocket ashtray for women. They are disposable though I am planning on placing receptacles for recycling them. Future models will vary dependent on materials... Here is a closer look... Here is a picture of the car model prototype and women's prototypes before finishing them...

Greener, Cleaner, Safer, Pocket and Purse Disposable Ashtrays...

Chieffin Fatties Smoke Shop in Coarsegold California will be carrying the greener, cleaner, safer, pocket and purse disposable ashtrays. Below is a picture of the current models in stock. They are always improving and other models will be available in the future.

Green Ashtray...

Yesterday I invented a safer, greener, cleaner ashtray. I already have pocket prototypes for men and women. I also have car models. These are created with the knowledge of Fire Science that I learned from my firefighter father. He served the department in Anchorage Alaska. Here is a picture of what I have made. They will be for sale. The models will be improving in the future... :)