Villains and Villainesses...

For clarification to the reader, because they do not know what the Author knows. Villains do not typically wear pink. Darth Vader, Dracula, the Grim Reaper and more typically wear black. In the Holy Bible the Word refers to the eternal struggle between good and evil. Evil being darkness, good being light. When writing the Tales of the Tree People I wanted to turn the evil characters into good characters. It also has fun characters such as Brother Baobab, Reverend Redwood, Gen. Sherman, Washington, Charlie Cannabis, Memere Maple and more. I am Pro-cannabis because of my family's experience with the evil disease of Lymphoma. Tree Wars The Quest for Peace is geared towards cancer patients, and families affected by cancer such as mine. Thank you for supporting my little family...

The Irish Rovers - The Unicorn Song

When the books go to film I would love to use their music...

This Unicorn Changed the Way I Poop - #SquattyPotty

Do they think this doesn't affect my work?

Happy Thanksgiving...

Functional Vape Artwork...

Do you vape? Have any broken tips? I can repair them into a functional one of a kind artwork for twenty dollars made by an Authoress. The current style is a Tree Person with eyes of your choice while they last. It also glows in the dark. Contact me on Facebook for details such as where to drop off and pick up your repaired vape tube Tree Person. They allow for more vape as I hand craft a large chamber above. For lasting care please refill them through the tip. They may leak a little oil though they are guaranteed to function. I will also be selling glass vape tube holders to prevent oil from touching table surfaces in your home for five dollars...

Beware of Poison...

If you decide to eat this treat, beware. Part of the name includes the word "poison". Though from a trusted park it could be dangerous. You don't want your children to think poison is edible. Due to the fact that I write fictional books about trees. This caught my eye as potential danger. Not to mention the fact that it deters potential sales. There is also Angry Orchard that my family does not benefit from. Oh, did anyone see the new film with Nana and Pa. That can't be helping either. I saw the trailer and though I have seen films like that before. I would not spend my hard earned cash to see it. All of that being said. The purpose of this post is to ask you to "Beware of Posion". I hope you appreciate my saving you from future problems. Though no one is helping me. After all, what would an Authoress know about words? Please note my sarcasm... Below is a picture of the Apple Pie Sundae Poison Apple at Disney. Do you think children should be taught it is okay to eat poison? As a writer who works with words for a living. This is not intelligent at all. If the parent were to suggest it is okay to eat said apple. Perhaps the child would go on thinking it is okay to eat things with the word "poison". Please be sure to have a discussion with your children about what is safe to eat and what is not safe to eat. I would like to prevent future accidents while raising awareness of this topic. So please, please, "Beware of Poison"...

Another Western Diamondback Rattlesnake?

Caught my third Western Diamondback Rattlesnake...