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Recently released...

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Autobiography :)

Autobiography :)
The Lori Story

Tales of the Tree People "To tree...or not to tree?"

Tales of the Tree People "To tree...or not to tree?"
This is the first book in the series...

The Forbidden Forest: Tales of the Tree People

The Forbidden Forest: Tales of the Tree People
This is the second book in the series...

Tree Wars Tales of the Tree People Quest for Peace

Tree Wars Tales of the Tree People Quest for Peace
This is the third book in the series...

Published Chefs' Cookbook

Published Chefs' Cookbook
Proceeds are donated to Red Cross.

Lori's Traditionally Published Author Website

Lori's Traditionally Published Author Website
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Country Kids Magazine

Country Kids Magazine
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Monday, October 12, 2015

Functional Vape Artwork...


Do you vape? Have any broken tips? I can repair them into a functional one of a kind artwork for twenty dollars made by an Authoress. The current style is a Tree Person with eyes of your choice while they last. It also glows in the dark. Contact me on Facebook for details such as where to drop off and pick up your repaired vape tube Tree Person. They allow for more vape as I hand craft a large chamber above. For lasting care please refill them through the tip. They may leak a little oil though they are guaranteed to function. I will also be selling glass vape tube holders to prevent oil from touching table surfaces in your home for five dollars...

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Beware of Poison...


If you decide to eat this treat, beware. Part of the name includes the word "poison". Though from a trusted park it could be dangerous. You don't want your children to think poison is edible. Due to the fact that I write fictional books about trees. This caught my eye as potential danger. Not to mention the fact that it deters potential sales. There is also Angry Orchard that my family does not benefit from. Oh, did anyone see the new film with Nana and Pa. That can't be helping either. I saw the trailer and though I have seen films like that before. I would not spend my hard earned cash to see it. All of that being said. The purpose of this post is to ask you to "Beware of Posion". I hope you appreciate my saving you from future problems. Though no one is helping me. After all, what would an Authoress know about words? Please note my sarcasm... Below is a picture of the Apple Pie Sundae Poison Apple at Disney. Do you think children should be taught it is okay to eat poison? As a writer who works with words for a living. This is not intelligent at all. If the parent were to suggest it is okay to eat said apple. Perhaps the child would go on thinking it is okay to eat things with the word "poison". Please be sure to have a discussion with your children about what is safe to eat and what is not safe to eat. I would like to prevent future accidents while raising awareness of this topic. So please, please, "Beware of Poison"...

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